My husband and I had the following conversation this morning:

Husband: Why were you hitting yourself last night.

Me (groggily): It was a dream.

Husband (confused): Why were you hitting yourself in a dream last night?

Me (less groggy): I wasn’t. I was weaving magic.

Pause

Husband: You looked like you were hitting yourself.

Me (slightly amused): I was weaving magic really fast.

See what happens after a week meditating at the Deepak Chopra Center? You become a dream weaver.