My husband and I had the following conversation this morning:
Husband: Why were you hitting yourself last night.
Me (groggily): It was a dream.
Husband (confused): Why were you hitting yourself in a dream last night?
Me (less groggy): I wasn’t. I was weaving magic.
Husband: You looked like you were hitting yourself.
Me (slightly amused): I was weaving magic really fast.
See what happens after a week meditating at the Deepak Chopra Center? You become a dream weaver.